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How many cats do I need before I am officially a c

Totally agree Charlie Harper, Oh and DJ exhibits section 9 of my cat owners guidelines from his previous post.



It’,High Heels Red Bottom Fifi 100mm;s funny how it’s always a crazy cat lady but you never seem to hear about a crazy cat man… why is that?



I have noticed that dog’s are usually purchased as an enhancement of a fully functional family unit and a positive household. They are purchased by positive, fun loving and outgoing people. Cats I have found are purchased by people that are in a social slump, they are a depressing animal for depressing and boring people. Please challenge my opinion to prove my point.



Now if you are even one of these you are eligible. Deny it if you want but you know it’s true.



Cats portray the same assholish attitude bad boys use to attract women and it appears cats have the same ability to draw in the mentally retarded as well. Cats don’t care about you, they come for their feed then go off on their own agenda, they probably have 3 or 4 other owners you have no idea about. They are selfish in nature and care little for humans.



Now dogs, they are mans best friend for a reason. They are loyal and dependant on you for survival. Now cat owners will argue that’s their downfall, but I say that strengthens the bond between you, much like a mother and child,High Heels Red Bottom Hyper Prive 120mm. It’s give and take. You feed and nuture a dog and it will repay you in friendship and loyalty. Feed and nurture a cat and you get little attention and a whole lot of fur and shit.



There is a certain breed of people that buy cats and they mostly (for all the stupid people that say “you can’t group us all together like that") all have the same traits. Here is a small list I have compiled that would make you think you should by a cat:





1. Poor self esteem
2. No social life or friends (outcast)
3. No romantic partner
4. Introvert/Pussy
5. Divorcee
6. Unable to conceive children
7. Lonely
8. Pussy whipped and the wife wants one (Puts you in the introvert/Pussy category)
9. Wanker
10. Want to pretend you’re intelligent and feel like a cat will enhance the book reading academic lifestyle you are trying to portray.





Cats.....



Has anyone made the comparison between female and feline?

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